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CHARLES FICTION

I USED TO BE AN EXTREMELY SENSITIVE CHILD

"But who is this Andreas you always talk about in your stories?"---- "It's an imaginary friend that I invented some while ago"

It’s not that Courtney was not available for her last day in paris it’s just that museum are closed on Tuesday in France. And since Andreas took me there the first time I obsessively wanted to go back. So I decided to take my boyfriend there. I had to go to the dark room, the one en pente with the heavy carpet. It was the closest to Madeleine de Proust i had experienced recently. I fell into the carpet and went back to London in 1984 for a millisecond. The impression was so strong that I got suddenly emotional. Hopefully I was with Andreas at this very right moment who’s used to deal with my emotional shenanigans but that wasn’t it. Andreas sonic youth. My beau bourg painting. The last time I felt this way was the 1984 Bruce nauman show at Beaubourg. I was 13 and discovered something I hadn’t before but knew already very well. Perhaps not the best exhibition in the world but definitely one of my favourite with 1997 bacon 2006 Amish kappoor Tate. It doesn’t matter. Most important is what I see in it. Not what the critics think of it.Lotta was sitting behind me while I was doing it. She was chitchatting with Alban the whole time and they were very happy. I was also very happy. At that time we were doing ecstasy on a regular basis with Jim. My two little sisters were watching Ab Fab compulsively on  my laptop and Fumiko was with my cat in her bedroom taking self portraits with her imaginary twin. It was 2007. This drawing didn’t sell and after that I’ve never drawn again. It was a mistake but Life is a long journey. And obviously, the most important part of the story is that the drawing was saved by Andreas from[…]And that’s how he became my best collector. Does he know that Joana Preiss’ son got stung by a bee that day? Probably  not. 

CYBER CUTENESS

Bun Doll

Cut a hamburger bun in half. Join the two rounded sides of the bun together with toothpicks. Add celery feet and a round pickle head.

photo by Fumiko Imano

CYBER CUTENESS

Bun Doll

Cut a hamburger bun in half. Join the two rounded sides of the bun together with toothpicks. Add celery feet and a round pickle head.

photo by Frederick hornof

I Wish I Was A Cat

Photograph by Andreas Lonn / Stockholm 2021

I can’t remember what Alex said when he opened the door and saw me in that suit (something about a “dwarf clown” in “children flares”) but he laughed real hard and insisted on taking a picture.

BY CHARLES ANASTASE

JUNE 2, 2021

Photograph by Andreas Lonn / Stockholm 2021

I can’t remember what Alex said when he opened the door and saw me in that suit (something about a “dwarf clown” in “children flares”) but he laughed real hard and insisted on taking a picture.

BY CHARLES ANASTASE

JUNE 2, 2021

I Wish I Was A Cat

LIFE ON EARTH IS CANCELLED

Why Does Daddy Sleep So Much ?

SOMETHING TO WEAR TO THE CLUB AND AT THE OFFICE

Why Does Daddy Sleep So Much ?

In conversation with Isabella Hermann, 3 avenue Matignon: « Are you really telling me that you want to go corporate Charles? »

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Apprentissage de la "Vie" Bourgeoise

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CURATING THE CHAOS

Destroy Earth

One day Marianne and I saw the same rainbow in Paris and sent each other a picture of it. She was in the 7th and I was not very far from my flat on the banks of La Seine. I was unable to focus on the portrait and eventually LaBruce would reject my submission for not being gory enough snd being too sweet.

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Is anyone interested in my OnlyFlans page?

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Journal

Franziska dit "Je suis pas cliente je suis geniale"

May 2020

Stories

Buying new stuff and killing earth rhymes actually

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Re-Collection

I am required to attend a lunch in milan with hitler.. sorry Berlusconi and sozzani

March 2020

CHARLES FICTION

I USED TO BE AN EXTREMELY SENSITIVE CHILD

"But who is this Andreas you always talk about in your stories?"---- "It's an imaginary friend that I invented some while ago"

Photograph by Andreas Lonn / Stockholm 2021

I'LL BE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SOCK

WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT

I told her my flat in Brussels was almost similar to this beautiful studio of hers with fake windows ultra designed in gold number but I was lying a bit. Mine was 4,5 meters high hers was ten. Almost as giant as a boat.

coat by Prada

HARNAIS

"I'M REALLY MYSELF WHEN I'M A WHORE"

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Mentally Here

If you’re ugly with pretty eyes that’s your moment.

Nathalie asked for his long Cécile and I knew each other. I asked Neville how old was Raphael. She said 21. I replied Nathalie “its been 21 years then Cecile was pregnant I casted her bless to shoot at le depot” 
She let me go upstairs in my own and magic house with giant mushrooms everywhere. 
I immediately notice my favorite Lewis Carrol picture with the little girl with the brush in her hand. The picture my maid would say « I don’t like that picture » with the darkest look in her eyes. Nathalie wasn’t even sure it was Lexus Carol I confirmed out of breath “it is!” and when she said the price she paid for it I wasn’t quite sure they were not original and the fact that she painted on it was xxxxxx to me. “The woman who sold them to me couldn’t guarantee theirxxx” and considering Caroll was making these pictures for personal purpose to document his children friends the negative perhaps git duplicated or something. Lou has seen something perverse in nathalie’s work something xxxx that made her work interesting.
The night before the interview I was supposed to have a glass of vine at Lou Doillon and it ended with a bottle each. The minute I entered Nathalie likipucien house my migraine got so severe that even her little dachshund not enough to. 

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"If You're Ugly With Pretty Eyes That's Your Moment"

CYBER CUTENESS

Do you know where your children are?

Leith organised the first meeting between me and Tennessee. Between me, valentine, z, Tennessee and charlotte in this very strange and cute private room somewhere in Mayfair. When we went out, the streets were empty. There was just Kate Moss and Pete Doherty having a brief argument before jumping into a cab.

photo by Fumiko Imano

RE-COLLECTION WINTER

Charles 2 Cents on Upcycling

I had been wearing the same Prada coat for the last three years and wondered when I was going to buy the next one. It was then that I realised that the same question could easily be applied to my next collection. What would be the point in this climate to create another dress? This is how the concept of “Re-collection” was born.

photo by Fumiko Imano

L'ART DE NE RIEN COMPRENDRE

Je proposais à Cécile de réécrire La Recherche et de remonter le Out 1. Tout détruire pour tout reconstruire

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I Wish I Was A Cat

NO SCHOOL NO WORK JUST MEOW MEOW

CHARLES FICTION

ALWAYS JUDGING

It’s not that Courtney was not available for her last day in paris it’s just that museum are closed on Tuesday in France. And since Andreas took me there the first time I obsessively wanted to go back. So I decided to take my boyfriend there. I had to go to the dark room, the one en pente with the heavy carpet. It was the closest to Madeleine de Proust i had experienced recently.

Photograph by FredericK Hornof

Memories That Are Not Mine

She's Your Meatpuppet

Un papillon s’est posé sur ma jambe nue. Un grand papillon qui me regardait. Je me suis demandé si c’était un signe et si Sophie cherchait à me dire quelque chose. Et puis une grosse mouche noire s’est posée elle aussi. J’ai eu peur qu’elle me pique et en voulant l’éloigner, le papillon s’est envolé. J’ai compris quelques minutes plus tard ce qu’il y avait à comprendre. En cherchant à éloigner un être que l’on juge toxique on effraie les gens exceptionnels qui nous entoure.

Photograph by Andreas Lonn / Stockholm 2021

I can’t remember what Alex said when he opened the door and saw me in that suit (something about a “dwarf clown” in “children flares”) but he laughed real hard and insisted on taking a picture.

BY CHARLES ANASTASE

JUNE 2, 2021

Erotic Fiction By Charles Anastase

Lady The Mini Dachshund

When I was nine or ten, Mother would forbid me to wear at school those acid house badges that I used to find quite elegant, having no idea what they were about.

The meme dachshund one the left, backstage summer 2009 on the right

It is true that Dachshund training can be challenging, specially when it comes to mini dachshunds. And Lady, my little dog, was no exception. Born in Normandy on the D-Day-landing beaches, this French girl had, from the start, a lot of personality and attitude for someone her size (she was the smallest of the litter, and could be described as the tiniest sausage dog ever). When she arrived in Brussels, Belgium, she had not yet reached the age of one, and still had a lot to learn. The first days in our brand new gigantic flat on rue Royale were a bit chaotic for the both of us. Lady, being the size of a large rat, found difficult to adapt to the new distances she had to walk to reach my desk from her basket. In proportion to her size, it was like walking one or two football fields, several time a day (when she didn’t get lost at all!). On my side, my adapting to our new life was beyond awkward, borderline disaster. To make a long story short, unaccustomed to living with closed door, I thought appropriate to grant a 24/7 free access to my property to anyone who felt like visiting. The result of this rather peculiar lifestyle, inherited from years of bohemian escapades all around the world, ended with my precious little dachshund somehow escaping a ‘Patty Hearst kind of situation’ when a couple of homeless people, who had spotted the arrival in the neighbourhood of a new canine celebrity, would simply follow us, open my door and abduct Lady. But the fact of the matter is that dachshunds are famously difficult to grab and their barking is so hysterical that ‘The Disappearance of Little Maddie as a Kaninchen’ never happened.  

ME CHILLING IN THE VOID

portrait by Megan Winstone

ME CHILLING IN THE VOID

portrait by Megan Winstone

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Bun Doll

Cut a hamburger bun in half. Join the two rounded sides of the bun together with toothpicks. Add celery feet and a round pickle head.

Photo by Frederick hornof